Stephen Lynch Lullaby Lyrics

Hush little girl

Sweet baby dont cry, tonight

Daddy is here and he’ll sing you a soft lullaby, tonight

Why cant it all be like it was before

How can I explain why mommy’s not here anymore

Cause daddy likes porno and $10 whores

Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores

Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus

I think thats why your mommy left us, mommy left us

Hush little girl

There is no reason to fret, tonight

Don’t mind the smoke, daddy just wants to forget, tonight

Soon it will all be like it was before

Any minute, she will walk through that front door

But daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer

Then he wants sex that involves mommy’s rear

Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with pus

I think thats why mommy left us

Please don’t cry

I swear I’ll try

To be here by your side

Right after daddy gets home from the bar

Visits his bookee

And steals a new car

He’ll drive to the strip club

And if daddy plays his cards right

He’ll bring home your new mommy tonight