Chameleon Circuit Big Bang Two Lyrics

The Doctor’s stuck in the Pandorica

Amy might be dead

And Rory’s a roman with a gun inside his hand

Seems like things aren’t going as planned.

River’s in the TARDIS,

The TARDIS is on fire,

She’s feeling the heat on repeat,

She’ll require someone she can trust,

Someone with a bowtie

But he’s been locked up

And left to die

Oh my god, what will they do,

It seems impossible to get through.

My mind is blown, I bet yours is too,

Well I guess this is Doctor Who.

Rory’s quite distressed,

And he starts to sob,

When The Doctor appears with a mop,

“Get me out of the Pandorica.”

“But you’re not in the Pandorica.”

“Yes I am, well, yes I was

It’s complicated but I won’t explain it now because”

Then he disappeared into a hazy fuzz.

That man, I can’t explain

Why he does the things he does.

Oh my god, I don’t have a clue

These paradoxes are hard to construe.

My mind is blown, I bet yours is too,

Well I guess this is Doctor Who.

It’s the Big Bang Two,

And I need to review,

What on earth just happened

Before my eyes?

Time has gone askew,

The universe has too.

I’ll try and explain to you

The Big Bang Two.

The Big Bang Two.

The Doctor’s got River’s vortex manipulator,

Which he’ll use to meet Rory 2000 years later,

When they find Amy after her sleep in the box.

They realize the sun is really the exploding TARDIS,

Doctor saves River from the imitated star.

This woman, when she’s back

Can’t help but point out the obvious.

Oh my god he’s wearing a fez,

Oh my god he’s wearing a fez,

Oh my god he’s wearing a fez,

Oh my god he’s wearing a fez.

A dalek pops up out of nowhere,

Shoots The Doctor, kills him,

Quite unfair.

He jumps back 12 minutes to the stairs,

He’s dead.

And everyone despairs,

Little do they know,

The Doctor lies,

He’s gone stopping the universe’s demise.

Amy says her last goodbyes,

Doctor flies up into the skies.

The universe is back, it’s true,

But The Doctor has said his final adieu.

Maybe you’ll come back if she

Remembers you.

It’s the Big Bang Two,

And I need to review,

What on earth just happened

Before my eyes?

Time has been renewed,

The universe has too.

But Amy still can’t help but cry.

There’s someone missing.

The question’s Who?

Then she remembers.

Something old,

Something new,

Something borrowed,

Something blue.

And that’s the Big Bang Two

I hope it didn’t confuse you.